Last night was utter craziness and through all of it I never stop thinking about you. It’s like some kind of beautiful curse. It kills me that you don’t see that I’m the one who will always be here for you and I care about you so much. I’m hoping the texts I sent you last night don’t make it to your phone. I can’t even remember what they said. When all the creeps here are trying so hard you’re the only one I want. Let’s hope for another good night.
Holy shit. Cops showed up last night. Didn’t get mipped. Had to share a bed with jake. Worst bed partner ever. Explain more when I see you.
Ok Aly well I don’t have a pa of paper with me right now but I have to write all this down before I forget. Last night was the first night here. Needless to say I got plastered off my ass. Probably still am. It’s 6 in the morning and I woke up because I had a dream I got a text from a hot guy and remembered I don’t know where my phone is. Started frantically calling it off the condo phone. Found it in case you were wondering. After last night I have concluded that every guy in our grade is a fuckin perrvvvvvc hahaha you are going to die when I explain. I hope youre having the time of your life. Love and miss you.
The new iPad comes out today, which means your old one is now completely worthless. Here are some ways to make it useful again. (larger image)
(via thecat-man)
- That’s a PERIOD, NOT A COMMA
- That’s a COMMA, NOT A PERIOD
- Why the hell can’t you pronounce that word?
- THE TEACHER JUST CORRECTED YOU WHY’D YOU GET IT WRONG AGAIN?!?!?!
- Can I sleep?
- If you can’t read, why’d you raise your hand?
- You can’t pronounce THAT word?
- WHAT THE HELL
- The fuck you like long ass paragraphs for
- My skin’s crawling
- Oh god not him, his voice sounds like a dying nail on a dying chalkboard
- You skipped a line
- LOL what was that?
- I can’t even.
(Source: youcanbethecaptain, via iceboxwheremyheartis)
